Reverend Services by The Stone Aged Woman

🕯️ Ordained Minister since 2015

Yes, I am an ordained minister.

But this ain’t your grandma’s minister.

I don’t wear a stiff collar. I wear ancestral bones, serpent sigils, and the invisible crown of every woman who remembered herself a Goddess.

I was legally ordained in 2015 — not by man, but through sacred agreement. I walk with paperwork and power. And with that sacred title, I now offer my services to guide, bless, anoint, and officiate the pivotal moments of your life with ritual, reverence, and reclamation.

 

🧿 What I Offer:

 

Sacred Ceremonies of Power, Passion & Passage — Handled With Divine Precision

🜁 Weddings & Union Ceremonies

Not your average “Do you take—” ceremony.

I create bespoke, spirit-infused wedding rites, handfastings, Goddess-God unifications, queer sacred unions, and ceremonial soul pairings.

We don’t just marry, we merge realms.

🜂 Funerals, Homegoings & Spirit Departures

Death is not an end, but a portal.

Allow me to honor your loved one with depth, dignity, ritual, and realness. I hold space between the veils — and I speak soul fluently.

🜃 Naming, Birthing, & Coming-of-Age Ceremonies

Whether it's a new life, a new name, or a sacred becoming — I build ceremonies that welcome, transform, and empower. For women. For men. For children. For initiates. For reborn souls.

🜄 Custom Spiritual & Metaphysical Rites

‣ Womb Healing Ceremonies

‣ Shadow & Light Integration Rituals

‣ Ancestral Honoring Rites

‣ House or Land Blessings

‣ Sacred Feminine/Divine Masculine Rebirth Rites

‣ Ritual Altars & Temple Blessings

‣ Business Blessings (for priests/priestesses, brujas/brujos & bosses)

‣ Personalized Cleansings

‣ Additional Customizable spiritual services available upon request

✨ Why Me?

Because I was born for this.

I’m not just reading scripts or sprinkling flower petals.

I’m weaving worlds with intention, invocation, and energy.

I’ve spent decades studying psychology, mysticism, healing, and womanhood in every sacred shade.

I’m the one they whisper about when the candles blow out and the real work begins.

> I am certified, yes — but more than that: I am called.

I don’t just officiate your moment — I sanctify it.

And when I speak over your ceremony, every realm hears it.

 

🜸 Energy Exchange: Varies by Ceremony

(Message me prior to scheduling)

 

Weddings & Union Rites: Starting at $444

Funerals/Homegoings: Starting at $333

Custom Ceremonies: Starting at $222

Remote or In-Person Options Available (Travel Fees Apply)

 

📌 All services are delivered with love, discretion, and energetic protection. Every ceremony is custom-tailored to your belief system and spiritual structure.

I do not perform religiously affiliated ceremonies unless otherwise requested.

I am open to clients of all paths, genders, lineages, and orientations. This is a liberated altar.

 

💫 Ready to be , joined, honored, or remembered properly?

The Reverend is in.

Let’s turn your moment into a memory carved into the soul.

Book through:

 

🕸️ www.thestoneagedwoman.com

📩 Or message @TheStoneAgedWoman on Instagram

 

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